widowdriftwood: foreverthirtyfour: Kris Labeouf Widow Bundy Alyssa Arainai LAWL
callipygian-loki: iamtheanonymoushero: mylittlepornicorn: hobovampire: thoki4ever: borednawkward: worth-and-worthy-of-more: anorie: andthenlaura: homesweethomicide13: ryuk-baggins: daphneroseangelus: thelilnan: spacestepmom: Fuck: Natasha hell fucking yeah. Marry: Tony YES YES GOOD. Kill: Coulson……….no fuck you I ain’t killing him goddamn this shit, no good bye. Fuck: Tony eehehehehe Marry: Loki oh no Kill: Thor NO I QUIT THIS GAME IS STUPID GOOD BYE Fuck: Hawkeye Marry: Captain America Kill: Loki … …. I really don’t know what to say to that line up… Fuck: Thor Marry: Loki Kill: Hawkeye ….. Well I’ll be damned, aside from the killing, I have it pretty sweet. Fuck: Loki (YES) Marry: Thor (YESSS) Kill: Natasha (oops, sorry.) Fuck: Loki (asdfghjkl; i think i died* Marry: Captain America (Oh gosh. I’m okay with that) Kill: Coulson. (HAH. I mean, oh dear… sorry..) Fuck: …Fury. Why. Marry: Son of Coul…  Kill: Hawkeye (YUSSSS) I’ve never been fond of the idea of fucking and killing, so I, Vice President Sheriff Mayor Princess Chief Chief Ashleah White, by the power vested in me, change “Fuck” to ”Have a movie night with” and “Kill” to “Get Loki’d by”. Now: Have a movie night with: Brucey. :3 Marry: Natasha—cool, I’m gay now. :D I’m still scared of her, though… Get Loki’d by: That One Lady with the Bluetooth Whom I Never Learned the Name of. …I suspected it all along. Fuck: Iron Man….oh yea. Marry: Maria Hill….and tell a long and complicated story of how I met her to our adopted children one day. Kill: Loki…….which really means I would kill a hologram and then die because wow I’d have to be really smart for that. So… lemme get this straight. I’m gonna Fuck Maria Hill, Marry Nick Fury, and then Kill Maria Hill in some fashion or order. Maybe after I fuck her I realize she was a shitty lay and I smother her with a pillow so no one’ll know how bad we were in bed and then marry Nick Fury because he’s simply a badass motherfucker and that shit I dig. Or maybe it’s all a ploy to slowly topple the S.H.I.E.L.D. organization by off-ing one head and getting with the other to fuck with his mind. …..yessss… good. >) Fuck: Bruce Banner. YES PLEASE. AGH AGH.Marry: Steve. …alright, sure sure. Bet he can cook well. Kill: Cou—NO. NO. I QUIT LIFE. NO. NEVER. NOPE.AVI  Fuck- Nick Fury. not bad.  Marry- AGENT PHIL COULSON. SHIT YES. SON OF COUL. Kill- Thor Odinson. Im sorry bby but it must be done. Fuck- Hawkeye Marry- Thor Kill- Fury Fuck- Captain America Marry- Thor Kill- Black Widow considering my current tumblr name, this is… slightly amusing. F-Tony M-Tony K-Hawkeye (T^T!!!) Yes. MARRYING TONYYYYYYY ♥